John Twain’s fictitious family ties…
John claims he’s Mark Twain’s lost half-brother
But cowpokes do kid one another….
He knows, I assume,
’Bout Sam’s nom de plume
And also who saddled his mother!
© 2014 David E. Miller
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Truth in advertising?
A billboard put up on the highway
Promoted “The Tempest” (a stage play)
It read, and I quote,
“The words Shakespeare wrote
Will literally blow you away!”
© 2014 David E. Miller
In the name of science…
A homely ethologist, Sally,
With animals slept in the valley
By monkeys admired
One night she inquired
“All ethics aside, care to dally?”
© 2014 David E. Miller
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