Already so inclined…
One night, Sandy Claire met with friend Randy Kline
She liked his proposal, it sounded just fine…
“I’d like an affair
And I must declare
That such a good offer I cannot decline!”
© 2014 David E. Miller
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No longer his Faye-vorite…
A trail cook named Cephi McQuarrie
Complained, “What a big calamari!
Faye’s hollow is fried!”
Miss Cherry replied,
“Job burnout. I’m whore-ably sorry!”
© 2014 David E. Miller
Surviving a crisis…
A crisis is like a rogue wave
We steer through it, steady and brave
Our boat may be rocked
But time at sea’s clocked
Too early this watery grave!
© 2014 David E. Miller
Meanwhile, back at the ranch (Cherry’s Ranch)…
Penelope Lopez de Pecos
Was known to prefer los pequeños
She said, “I’m too narrow
To please a vaquero
Whose pito is grande. ¡Que huevos!”
© 2014 David E. Miller
Tirami Sue. A double limerick…
“Oh, mercy!” cried out little Tirami Sue.
“With this sissy name, what’s a merboy to do?
I’ve got lady fingers, a high-pitched voice, too!
My favorite color’s light pink–not dark blue!”
A merman named Ethel
Replied, “Brother Beth’ll
Show you how to wrethle
A thea-going vethel
And thcare half to death a tho-called fearleth crew!
Your name won’t dethert you, but–cough!–you’ll pull through!”
© 2014 David E. Miller
Seal of approval…
The Lars Circus barker cried: “Our Weddell seal
Can flippity-flip on his sea pedal wheel!
Watch Fred cross the gyre
On one blubber tire!
The ice’ll be packed! And the show Fred’ll steal!”
© 2014 David E. Miller
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