If Noah had been a stick-in-the-mud. A double limerick…
Said Noah, “I hate to complain,
But all of this work is insane!
Thy powers are great–that is plain!
And yet, Thou will not stop this rain!
My name will be mud,
And there will be blood,
If this ark’s a dud.
So, God, dam this flood!”
Said God, “Thou hast nothing to gain
By taking the Lord’s name in vain!”
© 2014 David E. Miller