Fat chance. A double limerick…
The doctor gave Pugsy a talk.
He said, “Listen here, sofa jock!
You need to go out for a walk.
And stop eating food round the clock.
Eat less–that’s the key!
Your parents agree
That Diet Plan C
(The ‘One-a-Day Pea’)
When coupled with laps round the block–”
Cried Pugsy, “You’re killing me, doc!”
© 2014 David E. Miller