Fast food complaint…
Pam swept clean the table, and then took a seat.
She’d ordered a large “Beef-Stained Taco” to eat.
But soon she complained,
“This taco’s not stained!
That nitwit put in it some real taco meat!”
© 2015 David E. Miller
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I quite fancy a taco now, but not with MRM, no matter what colour.
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The limerick was inspired by a visit to a Mexican fast food restaurant in which the tables were not clean and the taco had no meat in it, but rather a brown stain on the tortilla shell. The lady in the limerick is being very ironic in her complaint. I remembered the incident today while eating at this same restaurant. I had “quite a fancy” for a taco. Today, at least, the tables were clean, and the taco had meat in it. Thanks for visiting, Eddy. I hope your next taco does not feature mechanically recovered meat (MRM).
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I did look up beef stained on Google and only got a list of cleaning products and suggestions of how to remove it from clothes! And I thought it was a speciality dish, perhaps it is 🙂
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I don’t know much about Tacos, but I don’t like the sound of that restaurant David. Isn’t there a chain called Taco Bell? Maybe they are worse…Nice to see you back!
Best wishes, Pete.
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That, my friend, was the fast food restaurant in question!
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Say no more…I only know about that chain from the strange film ‘Demolition Man’. They used it as the futuristic restaurant popular with the upper classes in years to come. I guessed it was intended irony.
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I totally knew what you meant by “beef stained taco”. Been there. Done that.
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Not only was the taco shell stained, this incident left an indelible mark in my memory! Thanks for visiting, Corina!
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