Pay me to tweet…
In need of some cash, Kay B. Skitter
Thought, “I’d make a great babysitter!”
She got her first child
Took one look and smiled
“Now what can I do? Maybe Twitter…”
© 2015 David E. Miller
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According to Jerome (part 3)…
The woodpecker thought Remus one peckish lad
The she-wolf that suckled him claimed he was mad
In fact, he was both!
His brother’s quick growth
Made Romulus stronger; his future looked bad…
When Remus leapt over the Palatine wall
His brother was outraged, and their deadly brawl
Brought him to the ground
“I’ll never be crowned
But as I have fallen, so, too, will Rome fall.”
© 2015 David E. Miller
According to Jerome (part 2)…
I heard there’s a traveling showman
Who claims he was born a good Roman
His show, “6-6-6”
Includes magic tricks
Like ones that I’ve seen in The Omen
© 2015 David E. Miller
According to Jerome (part 1)…
All cities were built in a day except Rome!
We doo-doo like Romans when we visit Rome!
Gaul’s road leads to Rome!
It’s dicey in Rome!
As Dorothy Gale said, “There’s no place like Rome!”
© 2015 David E. Miller
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