Hollywood pitch. A double limerick…
To Hollywood film agent Tabitha Fitch
Brunhilda submitted The Satinwood Witch.
Such tales fill a popular teen market niche.
Exploiting that market can make authors rich.
Ms. Fitch followed up
By texting Phil Krupp.
“I’ll buy morning cup.
Got script. Coming up.”
Replied the producer, “Don’t bother. Just pitch.”
She did–in the trash! (Have this agent? I’d switch!)
© 2016 David E. Miller