BRAWN OVER BRAINS (as proven by a cowardly bully)…
There once was a bully named Russell
Who always prevailed in a tussle.
He struck from behind
The weak and the blind.
Their wits were no match for his muscle…
© 2017 David E. Miller
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Showgirl auditions: What about Ana? …
A waitress employed at the famous Hotel Tropicana
Submitted to Peter a strictly adult (“raw”) pic. “Can a
Hot chick like me dance?
Just give me a chance!”
So here’s the big question: Did Peter Sinatra pick Ana?
© 2017 David E. Miller
To the vicar belong the spoils…
As sinners, we struggle to shed mortal coils.
So when the old vicar uncoils, our blood boils!
He hisses–that snake!–
“Your souls, I shall take!
And not only that, but the fruit of your toils!”
© 2017 David E. Miller
Wholly uncalled for…
Although no one slurred holy words like the vicar,
Or reeked so intensely of Saturday’s liquor,
On Sunday we tried
To act dignified
And stifle the more than occasional snicker…
© 2017 David E. Miller
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