Limerick #229

Spice girls aren’t nice girls…

“I think you’re a nut, Meg!  So please shut your trap!
You never make sense! You’re just so full of crap!”
But Meg was inclined
To pay her no mind
Because it was funny to see Ginger snap!

© 2017 David E. Miller

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Limerick #228

Talented animals…

McCauley’s quite proud of his gardening dog.
And Beckham heaps praise on his housekeeping hog.
But over in France,
Forget dust and plants!
Le Grogue simply worships his bartending frog!

© 2017 David E. Miller

Limerick #227

Two-man race: Tim Lightfoot vs. Lee Fleetwood…

I asked Tim, the runner, “So, why the long face?”
He answered, “I may be too slow for this race!
The folks here in Beetley
Say no one can beat Lee.
In fact, they’re predicting I’ll come in third place!”

© 2017 David E. Miller

Limerick #226

The other Captain Cook…

The captain was proud of his steamer.
He’d always been known as a dreamer
Of veggies well steamed!
He dined, and then beamed
While cranking his wooden ice creamer!

© 2017 David E. Miller