Limerick #245

Annoyed by the coughin’…

I know that it sounds impolite
But since they could not sleep at night
They made her a coffin
To muffle the coughin’
And then nailed it shut. “It’s airtight!”

© 2018 David E. Miller
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Limerick #244

The “Where’s it at?” trick…

The local magician, his stage name Slick Patrick,
Attempted a simple and time-honored hat trick
He hid the white rabbit
Then reached down to grab it
But found it had vanished! “Well, so much for that trick!”  

© 2018 David E. Miller

The inner truth.

Sinners…
God will peel away the layers of your soul…

…to reveal the rot inside.

(my photo)

Are you morally bankrupt?

You can’t muscle your way into Heaven!

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