Limerick #254

Mr. Cowell’s car. A two-part limerick…

“I know the old man! Mr. Cowell will strive
To make it on Sunday. He’d never deprive
The kids at our church
Of lessons. He’ll search
For ways to arrive here by 8:45…”

“That’s not a good plan,” replied Kitty O’Gyve.
“How ‘bout that grease monkey named Lionel Shrive?
His prices are fair.
I’d pay to repair
The Stutz just to see if that Bearcat’ll drive!”    

© 2019 David E. Miller
(Note: How many animal references can you find?)

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