Dating a Japanese girl: she gobbles down food–but at least she is frugal and shrewd!
“That girl can negotiate–ooh!
An evenin’ ago she ate two
Instead of one meal–
She got a good deal!
I craved what Nagoshi ate, too!”
© 2019 David E. Miller
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When the love game is one game too many. A double limerick…
An ice hockey fan broke the ice, “My name’s Pat!”
He hoped he could get the young lady to chat
He’d taken a seat in the row where she sat
And then had moved closer to where she was at
“I’m watching the game!”
“Me, too! What’s your name?”
“I’m Puddin’ Untame!
Puts your name to shame!”
“That’s horse hockey, ma’am! Your reply leaves me flat…”
“And flat out of luck, Pat! Horse hockey..? Puck that!”
© 2019 David E. Miller
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