When Chinese mushrooms hallucinate.
A two-part limerick…
A high flying rice bowl named Gilly
That flew upside-down became really
Upset when pursued.
“I hate to be rude,
But following me is just silly!
“My ‘cap’ makes me look half mushroom-y,
And, wok brush, this news may seem gloomy,
But you’re not a ‘stalk.’
Go back to your wok…
Away, stalker! Do not pursue me!”
© 2017 David E. Miller
A great play on the photo, David. It does look a bit like a mushroom!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Pete, I assembled this image from three separate components found online. First, I manipulated them extensively after importing them into Word. Next, I chose to format the page as a postcard, and selected a black background. Then, I used a snipping tool to strip away all but the postcard, which I saved as a jpeg file. The limerick was so crazy that I felt I had to provide an image. It took considerably longer to create the image than it did to write the limerick!
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Weird but cool.
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No subject is too “weird” for a limerick at this blog! By the way, if you read my reply to Pete, you’ll see that I went to some pains to create the limerick’s accompanying image. Thank you for stopping by!
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I quite liked the addition of a picture, it set the mood well 🙂
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It took some doing, Eddy! Thanks for popping in for a look!
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An incredible play on the photograph, David. It looks somewhat like a mushroom!…All the best, Pete…
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The saucer I saw in the skies
Was certainly quite a surprise.
But my nightmare began
When a little green man
Said “Greetings!” and opened his flies.
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Nice! Greetings to you as well.
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