When Chinese mushrooms hallucinate.
A two-part limerick…
A high flying rice bowl named Gilly
That flew upside-down became really
Upset when pursued.
“I hate to be rude,
But following me is just silly!
“My ‘cap’ makes me look half mushroom-y,
And, wok brush, this news may seem gloomy,
But you’re not a ‘stalk.’
Go back to your wok…
Away, stalker! Do not pursue me!”
© 2017 David E. Miller