Limerick #243

Mean Wile, back at the farm…

The rooster said, “Roadie, you’re safe on the farm
I’m perfectly willing to sound the alarm
But, really, there’s no use to fret
Because I am willing to bet
That silly coyote can do you no harm!”

© 2018 David E. Miller

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Limerick #242

Elevator car-toon…

“I’m thinking of drawing an alliga-gator
That rides up and down on an eleva-vator!
When people step in
The gator will grin
And greet-eat them up!” laughed the anima-mator.

© 2018 David E. Miller

Limerick #241

Feeling the heat…

The day Rodney met her, he thought Sylvie haughty…
“Ice tea? How revolting! I only drink hot tea!
And I thought you knew
The right way to brew!”
But Rodney was smitten because she’s a “hottie”!

© 2018 David E. Miller

Keys to Heaven

Have you been given…

…the Keys to Heaven?

(my photo)

 

Watching Over You

The Heavens are watching over you!

Have you read Pope on the Dole?

(my photo)

Limerick #240

Dune wars…

“That scorpion stings!” cried the five-year-old boy.
“I’ll bring in the robot! Attack, bot! Destroy!”
Then Benjamin Bolger
Picked up the dead soldier,
And in his small sandbox he buried his toy. 

© 2018 David E. Miller

Limerick #239

Two-wheeled collision…

While cautiously inching ahead in a store with her walker,
An elderly woman, who’d angrily flipped off a gawker,     
Was suddenly crushed!
A hand truck had rushed
Right out of the stockroom, pushed hard by a reckless young stocker! 

© 2018 David E. Miller