Border Security Prototype Approved by the Pope!
(my photo)
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Annoyed by the coughin’…
I know that it sounds impolite
But since they could not sleep at night
They made her a coffin
To muffle the coughin’
And then nailed it shut. “It’s airtight!”
© 2018 David E. Miller
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The “Where’s it at?” trick…
The local magician, his stage name Slick Patrick,
Attempted a simple and time-honored hat trick
He hid the white rabbit
Then reached down to grab it
But found it had vanished! “Well, so much for that trick!”
© 2018 David E. Miller
Sinners…
God will peel away the layers of your soul…
…to reveal the rot inside.
(my photo)
You can’t muscle your way into Heaven!
(my photo)
As secularism flourished, more and more Catholic churches closed.
(Pope on the Dole)
Where did the bishops and priests go?
Mean Wile, back at the farm…
The rooster said, “Roadie, you’re safe on the farm
I’m perfectly willing to sound the alarm
But, really, there’s no use to fret
Because I am willing to bet
That silly coyote can do you no harm!”
© 2018 David E. Miller
