Because she didn’t ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶ plan it …
A dimwitted slattern got pregnant in Perth.
She laid blame on Saturn the day she gave birth.
But stupider yet was her nurse.
“Has Jupiter uttered a curse?
Your child fits the pattern. She’s scum of the earth!”
© 2016 David E. Miller
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Stupider/Jupiter. That’s a ‘limerick brain’ at work, David!
Best wishes, Pete.
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I had particular fun with this one. It was challenging arranging for slattern, Saturn, and pattern to be put in just the right spot. At one point, I asked myself, “How on earth are you going to do that?”
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This is really a good one… Happy Halloween
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Thank you! So nice to see you here. Happy Halloween to you as well.
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